I think I’ve realised that I am now mentally prepared for an infant, as I am desperate for anything to divert my attention away from the 2 things consuming my mind for the past few days -
- Why the hell has Sami Brady been in hospital with her twins after a successful homebirth like a week ago, ably assisted by her mother Dr Marlena Evans? There was no complications, there’s nothing wrong with any of them, and yet she lays in a hospital bed and the babies seem to spend most of their time in a nursery. Who writes Days of Our Lives? What decade do you live in?
- Why the hell didn’t they use the Clear Spring parking garage collapse to kill off some people on the Young and the Restless? Come on, instead we get Victoria in a coma after a small rock falls on her head? And they don’t know why? And there’s nothing wrong with her unborn baby?
Oh yes, I need a new hobby quick. Like full time, devastatingly tiring newborn care so that I am sure to take naps between 1-2 and 4:30-5:30 and I don’t subject myself to such television garbage.
[Who I am kidding, naps? Have I forgotten that when baby sleeps, you get stuff done around the house?!]