Archive for January, 2005

Today, single out one of your toes for special treatment

Tuesday, January 25, 2005
  • Paint its nail with expensive varnish
  • Surround it in clingfilm so it doesn’t wrinkle in the bath
  • Have it massaged by a toe fetishist (but how do you find one?!)
  • Buy shoes that are comfortable for it but not for the other toes
  • Put it down on the “bionic toe operations” waiting list
  • Kiss it goodnight and tell it a fairy tale to help it go to sleep is like my diary where the toe stuff comes from