Today, single out one of your toes for special treatment

Tuesday, January 25, 2005
  • Paint its nail with expensive varnish
  • Surround it in clingfilm so it doesn’t wrinkle in the bath
  • Have it massaged by a toe fetishist (but how do you find one?!)
  • Buy shoes that are comfortable for it but not for the other toes
  • Put it down on the “bionic toe operations” waiting list
  • Kiss it goodnight and tell it a fairy tale to help it go to sleep

www.thiswebsitewillchangeyourlife.com is like my diary where the toe stuff comes from

One Response to “Today, single out one of your toes for special treatment”

  1. Amanda Says:

    This post has me in a laughing frenzy… I really need to get out more..


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