Friday, December 16, 2005

What to do when you are bored at home…

Take the guaranteed Chinese Gender Predictor Test (Karen says it always works).
This is fine except that on websites where you have to enter in your details, such as here, it says a girl. Then when you go to websites where you look on a chart, such as here, it says it’s a boy. How helpful.

Then, get Madame Zaritska on pregnancyandbaby.com to predict your birth experience:

What she senses for you:
The day you deliver, outside will be cloudy. Your baby will arrive in the
early evening.
After a labor lasting approximately 3 hours, your child, a
girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 2 ounces, and will be
19 inches long. This child will have light brown eyes and a lot of hair.

Not a chance! The scan techie lady last week said she thought it already weighed 6 pounds 4 ounces. And that was last week (did I mention they did a growth scan – my fourth scan in the end, and we still can’t tell what it is?!). And a three hour labour?! HA HA. I will quote Ms Minogue – I Should Be So Lucky.

And then take a photo of yourself with your brightened up better hair with decent highlights (it was very nice to go to the hairdresser today) and come out looking not at all like yourself:

Mark is currently making his way home from his work’s Christmas do, so I will get off the computer and entertain an annoying drunk guy this evening – oh how fun.

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2 Responses to “”

  1. Lisa Says:

    Every single gender predictor test I took said girl, including the wedding ring on a thread one. Guess that says something about how accurate they are. 😉

  2. Anonymous Says:

    I have been looking for sites like this for a long time. Thank you! » »


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